"The Clown" Silicone Scar Kits are selling like hotcakes and are available now!  We will have an application demo, removal demo, and a scar pouring demo all up this coming week.  Photos are ready, it just takes time to carefully write out all the info you need to get the best possible results.  The scars are soft and feel like real skin, making them totally touchable. They stay on securely and stretch with your face, so you can have the ultimate confidence to really go for it while in character.

 

 

 

Testing has been a lot of fun, and the flexi-mold application technique works fantastically- no more curled edges or hard lines.  Just be careful to line up your scars correctly before touching them to your face, otherwise, your smile will be crooked.  Don't worry, we will show you how in the demo.

Teresa spent months of research and development on this kit.  If you have any questions, she has probably already faced the issue herself.  So feel free to email us.

Also, note that this kit is JUST SCARS, so don't forget to order you face, tooth, and hair colors if you need refills.

So, be it,

Zombie T & The Undead Crew 

Don't get caught without a Valentine's Day gift this year.  And guys, here's the thing, we KNOW when you bought us something at the drug store on the way home from work.  Do you hate those same tacky gifts that come out year after year?  Does she?  We sure do.

Are you a uniquely dark couple that wants to explore all the senses?  Try our Bloody Valentine, for new sights, smells, feelings, and tastes that are guaranteed to inspire some new sounds from your lover.  We guarantee that we are the ONLY source for Yummy Tittie Sprinkles, and they go so well with our vanilla flavored blood.  One word comes to mind... Cupcake.

Are you going to be apart for Valentine's Day this year?  Then send her your heart, in a box!  We will ship this pre-wrapped gift directly to her.  You can even add personalized, hand written card.  Our valentine said it was "the best Valentine she ever got".

Or if you want to give it to her yourself, we can always ship to you.  Order before midnight on Monday, February 9th, and delivery is guaranteed by 5PM on Friday, February 13th.  That's the day before Valentine's Day.  So whether you are going out Friday or Saturday night, you will be prepared.

So, be it,

Zombie T and the Undead Crew 

Project update:

The silicone clown scars will be ready to launch next week.  That means that you can get them in time for Oscar Parties on February 22, 2009!  Guaranteed.  We are supplying extra silicone AND the mold, so you can pour two sets of re-usable scars with one kit.  Plus you get a pre-made set of three scars in the molds when they arrive.  That's a total of three silicone scar sets!  So, any time the mood strikes, you can get dressed up as your favorite villain and go out on the town.

For only $99.99, "The Clown" Silicone Smile Scar Kit will include:

We had planned to discontinue "The Clown Silicone Scar Kit", but in the last few weeks we have gotten requests from professional impersonators for EXCELLENT silicone smile scars.  We thank those of you who purchased our latex scars last year, and some of you got such excellent results that you are coming back for more.

And you raised the bar...  we like that.

So, as you have told us, other silicone scars are so thin on the edges that they roll up and make even bigger, more noticeable edges than our latex scars.  This makes sense, since silicone is meant to be poured ultra thin and is also exceptionally sticky.  Even the most experienced fingers would have trouble.

That is why we have been working on a design that creates, stores, and applies the scars just like they do in the movies.  The result will be perfectly sculpted silicone scars shipped to you in their flexi-molds UNTOUCHED.  That means that you will be able to apply the silicone prosthetics directly to your face without ever touching them with your fingers.  (Don't worry, we will provide a demo).  You will also be able to remove the scars right back into their form-fitting molds for safe storage.

We have some more testing to do to determine how long one set of silicone scars will last.  We are also going to be selling liquid silicone mix, so that you can pour your own scars right into the mold, when it's time for a fresh set.

And we plan to have all this BEFORE Oscar night, so if you have a party or place to go while in character, you will look fabulous.  AND we plan to have the scars and silicone for sale under $100.

We will keep you posted as our research develops and we get a cost breakdown to determine the final price.

As always, we are here to help you become the most excellent dark villain possible.

So, be it,
Zombie Teresa and the Undead Crew

Our R&D team has determined that freezing Zombie Latex will result in a premature and unstable curing of the rubber.  In other words, if Zombie Latex freezes, it turns into a weak, solid rubber, even after thawing.  This is a common problem for ALL liquid latex, regardless of the brand or source.

Our shippers, both USPS and FedEx have been known to leave packages on the front porch or in mailboxes, which during the winter season, will inevitably lead to freezing in certain regions.

To prevent this problem, we will be adding DO NOT FREEZE stickers to our packages, along with shipping insurance, and signature confirmation.  This will increase the cost of shipping by about 15%, but will protect the quality of your purchase.  Signature confirmation will add security (packages won't be stolen) and product protection (packages won't be exposed to in-climate weather).  The disadvantages of signature confirmation is added cost and the dealing with door tags if no one is home during delivery.  For these reasons, we recommend shipping to your day time work address.

If, after all these procautions, your latex has still arrived frozen, we will file a claim against the shipper, so that you get your money back.

So, we discovered that freezing weather will stop the zombie apocalypse.  Until the spring thaw...

So, be it,

Zombie T and the Undead Crew 

As you may well know, Gorify relocated our production facility and studio to Las Vegas, Nevada last month.  Like any move, it has been a long and tiring ordeal.  We expected and planned for that-- after all, we've all moved before.

What we didn't anticipate was the impact the arid desert climate would have on production.  The plus side of this new climate, is that it has dramatically shortened our studio drying times.  So production is MUCH faster.  We need to re-learn a few mediums, because the rules are different here in the desert.  After all our years of experience, that is a bit frustrating.

The down side is that our Zombie Latex has a much shorter shelf life than before.  We didn't realize until a customer from Japan informed us that the latex we mixed and poured after we arrived here was already too thick for use.  What a surprise!  We pulled the old latex, and have ordered an induction sealer.  This will create a completely airtight seal to prevent evaporation during storage and shipping.  We knew we needed to get an induction sealer before we could take our product to retail shelves.  We just didn't expect to make the investment this soon.

However, once you break the foil seal and open your latex, it will begin to dry out.  So every month or so, you should open it up and add some water if you want to increase the shelf life of zombie latex.

Like any cosmetic product, the more you use or share it, the sooner it should be replaced (for hygiene reasons). 

So we still have new lessons to learn.  Please let us know if you have problems with your Zombie Liquid Latex and we will do all we can to help.  We are committed to quality and your satisfaction.  We will continue to answer your questions in the FX FAQS on Troubleshooting Zombie Latex.

So, be it,

Zombie T and the Undead Crew