This was just too funny not to share with our fans. This is actually a REAL email that I just got tonight:
"I am offended by the so called
clown makeup & wig. I am a clown that performs for various events and the style that you show is the reason so many
children & adults are afraid of or hate clowns. I know everyone has their opinion but I am asking you for all the clowns
that are here to bring joy & happiness to children & adults to change the name of your makeup & wig that is
listed for a clown. Thank you.
Tim"
Tim, I'm sorry to hear that you are offended. You're a professional clown that is
obviously happy in his career, so there is nothing more we can do to help you. Have you ever heard of the following
movies: The Dark Knight, Stephen King's, It, or Killer Clowns From Outer Space? Perhaps you should
complain to the producers of these movies. We are not responsible for the irrational fears of children or adults.
Honestly, what do you expect from a company called Gorify? If you don't like it, don't visit
our site or buy our products. But thanks for the compliment, we do all we can to be scary and please our horror fans. Teresa
Yeah, we do movies. Sometimes. When the project is right. And we have time.
If you are interested in hiring Ms. Fahs, please submit
a resume (with credits) and a synopsis of your project to project.submissions@gorify.com. See the "About Us" page for more filmmaker details. The first step to working with us is following submission directions correctly.
Thank you everyone for a FANTASTIC Halloween! Gorify is healthy, growing, and strong. We will be moving our
production studio into a larger facility during November 2008. During our relocation, we are OPEN for business, and
here to satisfy all your zombie needs.
After we finish moving, we'll be launching all kinds of new products to keep
your unquenchable zombie appetite satiated all year round...
